Seniors Site

Jeff and Paula are getting ready for bed. Paula is naked standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. “You know Jeff,” she comments. “I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my breasts sag so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and… my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg! My body has just gone to hell in a hand basket!”

She turns to face her husband and says, “Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself.” Jeff studies Paula critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, “Well, there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight honey.”

*Source: http://www.pmcaregivers.com/Jokes5.htm

Whoever told you that you could not get the body of a 20 year old even if you are already 50 years old? That guy must be out of his mind. You can totally get fit and build lean muscles even if you are already a senior. There’s no lie to that.

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Who says weight lifting is just for young ones? I know people who are going to the same gym that I do who are already in their senior years. Weight lifting is a gret way to work and strengthen muscles.

Seniors need extra care when they lift weights Here are some tips in order to lessen injuries.

1. Always work with a trainer or a coach so that proper posture, techniques are taught.
2. Set personal goals
3. Always warm up first before you start lifting.
4. Always wear good shoes
5. Use a spotter when performing major lifts.

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*Source: http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Seniors.htm

After working his farm every day, an old farmer rarely had time to enjoy the large pond in the back that he had fixed up years earlier with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and benches. So one evening he decided to go down and see how things were holding up. Much to his surprise, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave.”

The old farmer replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came down to feed the alligator.”

Moral: Old age and treachery will always triumph over youth and skill.

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For a senior, you will most likely feel that you are losing energy from time to time. It seems that you tire out easily and often feel out of breath.

Here are some suggestions to help boost your energy:

1. Work slower and take breaks from time to time.
2. Find the most efficient way to perform everyday tasks.
3. Break out strenuous tasks into smaller tasks.
4. Breath slowly and deeply and avoid short jerky breaths.
5. Always plan your activities.

Do you always feel tired? There are a lot of reasons why you feel tired most of the time, it may be due to stress or lack of nutrition. Either way, the feeling of tiredness really is devastating. You don’t get to do the things that you want to do and you usually end up lying down in your bed doing nothing but stare at the ceiling.

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An elder man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, “I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness.”
The man says, “Well, thank you. I forgive you.”
The parrot then says, “If you don’t mind my asking, what did the chicken do?”

*Source: http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Seniors.htm

Whoever told you that you could not get the body of a 20 year old even if you are already 50 years old? That guy must be out of his mind. You can totally get fit and build lean muscles even if you are already a senior. There’s no lie to that.

Many have been dumbfounded by Fit Over 40. It will actually give you the body that you have always been dreaming of. You may even get the body that you never had when you were a teenager. Start looking gorgeous and live a healthy life for just $39.00!

With this e-book in your hand, you will learn how to build the muscles of a 20 year old, and experience an energy explosion. You will be able to boost your immune system and melt inches and pounds off your body. You can also sharpen your mental functions by using the exercises in this E-book. A plus for the senior life is a good sex life, and this book can give you that! More over, you can harness power. You can literally reverse the aging process with this.

What are you waiting for? Get that body that you always dreamed of! Click here to order now!